This

It goes something like this:

No thanks.
I don't really care.
Let's be friends.
You're cool.
Well, nice knowing you, see you later.
Hey, it's been a while.
Let's be best friends.
Our time together, every time, is awesome.
Oh no.
Pray hard for months.
Yes? No? What do you think?
No. Hmm.
Walking on eggshells.
So close and so far.
Oh heck no. This has to stop.
Good ridance but lots of tears.
Whew, we're normal again.
Why are you being so nice to me again?
You want to be friends again?
Sigh.
Too close.
Step back.
Too close again.
Step back again.
Let's just run around in circles, shall we?
Walking on eggshells.
Stupid.
Too far apart.
Silence and tears.
Hello again.
Stupid.
Ouch.
Now what?
God, help me.